Lindsey and I played Oregon Trail II tonight and only Michael Jackson and Jebediah, our trail guide survived. But even that is questionable. There were glitches galore. 3 people got snake bites almost simultaneously. And everyone got tons of diseases. We think this is because we decided Jebediah should be a pharmacist.



Spock died unexpectedly when it wasn't even that cold. And he was in the desert.

I just finished a game where David Bowie was our trail guide, and he led myself, Lindsey, and Cat Stevens to safety in Oregon without anyone dying or being bitten by a snake. Our oxen were exhausted a lot though. I double-teamed that shit.